1. teapayne:

    My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

    (via unretrieved)


  2. expels:

    my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

    (Source: expels, via refreshes)


  3. pissfreak:

    glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

    (via intensional)


  4. drugdealerintraining:


    As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

    Sad but so true.

    (via blushila)


  5. hllucinate:

    so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

    (Source: nerdsigh, via supnikita)

  6. (Source: moonlush, via unstartling)

  7. (Source: tig3rlily, via resigno)

  8. drowsies:

    ask me for a blog rate :)


  9. arctichunkies:

    curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

    (via happiest)


    1. me when im 420 years old: lol