1. pussylipgloss:

    what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

    (via bullied)


  2. wailordead:

    fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

    (Source: jewishsanta, via lazypacific)


  3. teshima-junta:

    do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

    (Source: shosetsukirisame, via unpopuler)

  4. (via uncorp)


  5. bloodrox:

    Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

    Son: “da-“

    Dad: “close! try again!”

    Son: “da—”

    Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

    Son: “daft punk”

    (Source: samarott, via tortillah)


  7. braydaaan:

    do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

    (via supnikita)

  8. (via matvrity)


  9. sloth-grunge:

    becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

    (via tortillah)


  10. aslaman:


    i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

    I hope you fucking know what you’ve done

    (Source: homophobic, via hotboyproblems)